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So, I promised that I was going to post something fun this weekend (because let’s face it, this blog needs something to lighten the mood a little after the past few weeks), and here it is!  I babysit two girls before and after school, and they say some pretty hilarious things.  Here are some of my favourite quotes:

“I’ve had just about enough of you telling me what to do.  I think I’m going to have to start talking back to you.”

“Did you know that boys have different private parts than girls?”

“When will my boobs be as big as yours?”

“I want to see what your bum looks like.”

“Why would someone ever call a store Forever 21?  And what does H&M even mean?”

“Do you like your boyfriend?”

“If my parents pay you to look after me, will yours pay me for looking after you?”

“Have you and your boyfriend kissed?”  “Yeah.  Yeah, we have.”  “I’ve kissed a beluga whale at Marineland.”

Also, one of the girls once ran up to me, grabbed my breast, and then ran away.  She also likes to try to pull my shirt up all the time.  She has quite the fascination with boobs.

In spite of the attempts at undressing me, I have a lot of fun with these girls and they have inspired me to write a children’s book about my bunny; they absolutely love hearing about all of her shenanigans!  Meet Bailey who you can also follow on Twitter (@BaileyBun23):

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Once I have gotten the story written, those girls will be the first to hear it!

Anyway, this post’s purpose was to point out some of the positive things going on in my life since they far outweigh the negative!

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